Can I borrow some floatant dude? Where's yours? I don't know - I think it fell out of my pack somewhere on the trail. Well it's going to cost you some tasty beverages after we're done. Hmm.
See...if you had a Fishpond Floatant Bottle Holder, casually hooked to a cord loop or D-ring on your vest or pack, you wouldn't have been forced into such a deal.